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Thanks to the Demon North Fire, Southern California is under an elevated fire danger until Sunday
by Nathan'ette Burdine: April 29, 2021
 


Thanks to the Demon North Fire, Southern California is under an elevated fire danger until this Sunday.



Yesterday, during the early afternoon hours, the Demon North Fire began setting 650 acres a blaze in Castaic.



Evacuations were ordered. Los Angeles County Fire crew came out. They stood with their fire hats, fire suits, and water hoses in their hands, staring down the Demon North Fire.

    LA County Fire were like, “Bring it Demon North Fire!”

    And the Demon North Fire was like, “I’m bringing it!”

The Demon North Fire went a blazing towards houses. But, the demon fire wasn’t enough for the LA County Fire crew whose hose pushed the demon fire back.

    “Agh, I need to burn down stuff,” the demon fire screamed.

    “No burning down for you today!,” said the LA County Fire crew.

The LA County Fire department was able to stop the demon North Fire from burning down homes which made one resident, Michelle Waxman, very happy. “Our fire department is incredible,” is what she told KTLA.

Due to the LA County Fire Department keeping in check 25% of the Demon North Fire, the residents of Castaic were allowed to go back to their homes on Thursday.

 Needless to say, the Demon North Fire is madder than the devil on Good Friday about the fact that it wasn’t able to light up all of Castaic. “Here I am trying to let off steam and here the humans come putting out my steam,” is what the Demon North Fire said.

So, the Demon North Fire moved on from Castaic to other parts of Los Angeles and Ventura Counties in order to set ablaze as many buildings and trees with leaves that it can. It’s getting a lot of help from the sun, wind, and air pressure with its goal of burning down everything it can.

Hot, 85 degrees to 95 degrees, is what it’s going to be from here through Saturday, with the wind gusting at 35 mph and the humidity being at a low of 8% to 15%.

Therefore, no water, no moisture, just heat and wind tagging along, for two days, with their buddy the demon North Fire providing all the help it needs to cause all the hell it wants.

Hopefully, the cool air that is a coming on Sunday will be enough to cool down that hellraising fire and brimstone demon North Fire.






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